Just when he thought he had found true love with Xabi:
Xabi left for Real Madrid and broke his heart.
“Do I miss Xabi? That’s an odd question. I mean he was my friend. He had class that one.”
Fernando Torres mended his broken heart.
“To play with Stevie is easy, if you have a Stevie behind you, you know you can score at any moment.”
With Fernando at Chelsea, who will Stevie love now?
Maybe Dirk Kuyt will finally have Stevie to himself…